God is wise.

Why exactly is God wise you might ask. Simply put he has never, no matter how often I've prayed for them, given me super powers. It's not because I am an evil person that would use my abilities for foul purpose. Truth to tell I would slap on a mask, fight bad guys, save cats from trees, and tell kids to stay away from drugs. The problem would arise as soon as some assbag cut me off in traffic, comes to an almost complete stop for a simple turn, goes before his or her turn at a four way stop, etc. Because then all of my goodwill towards humanity goes out the window and I would unleash my super powered wrath on them and their vehicle. So next time some jackass pisses me off on the road they have God to thank that I'm not nuking them with my laser eyes.

Cheese

I am a lover of cheese. So much so that I am the head of a fraternal organization of cheese lovers, The Cheese Brothers. I will elaborate more on this once the web site is back up.

Now I want to say a few things about my two favorites, Jarlsberg and Blue. Jarlsberg has a sweet, nutty flavor and firm texture. In comparison Blue is sharp but with a soft, creamy texture. They make great snacks with crackers, go well with salads, and their range of flavors compliment a variety of foods.

Lets not forget Blue Cheese dressing either; nothing is more relaxing than a nice cool glass of it at the end of the day.